On said:Mere pyaare dosto, aap kisi se itna b dil na lagana ki jisse tum juda na pao, or itna b un k karib na rahana ki un k bager na rah sako. Kyoki mene ye sabhi mukadame aajma kar dekh liye h. Me b ek sacchaa kisi ka aashiq hu, jis k bina rehana to kya mera jina duswar tha par ab to us k naam se nafrat karane lagaa hu.
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Kisi ne poocha k aaj to EID hai aap ne koi tayyari nahi ki. Aap ne farmaya. 10-Jub meri DUA kabol ho tu mein khush hota houn k is main meri. Maslan yaar abhi to mere matlab ka gaana (song) ya movie wagera aa rahi hai. Agar kisi ne imam ko ghalat lukma de diya hai aur imam ne Le liya yaa. Hazrat ek Suwal hai agar meri fajar ki namaz qaza ho gai hai or zohar ki. Sabhi kaum( Hindu and christian) ke log hoge ek aise taqreer bataye jisse.
Naa jane kyu usane aapna muh mod is baat ka to andazaa mujje b nahi h.Par ab to apne khuda se bas yahi duaye karta aaya hu ki muje to chod mere dost bichade hue dost ka rakhana or usaki har tammannaye puri karate rahane kahi aesa na ho ki mera dost apne ko akela paa kar kahi galati se b mera naam usaki zubaan pe na aa jaye. Neo Maurya, on said:Har ek ka dil bahelaya mera dil na,Na mera hi dil bahelana aaya mujeAur gum mein bhi hasata raha,Per Fir bhi na rona aaya mujeAaj suraj ki kiran kho gayizindagi veraani se ho gayi,gaye woh din jab humne apna se umeed rakhaper kiya kara zalmi ye duniya bi tho hama jeena nahi dehthi ha.Such raho ki ek bar pucho uper wala se,kiya yumdhoot ek din ke liya free hatakie muje lift karada.Aaj ujaali ki kiran kho gayiAaj ujaali ki kiran kho gayi. Raaaj-priya,dehradun, on said:Mohobaat.Mohobaat hai duniyaMohobaat hai dariyaMohobaat karam haiMohobaat dharam haiMohobaat dilo ki aajab dasta haiKabhi kho ke payi,Kabhi paa ke khoyiMohobaat hawa ka ek halka sa jhokaKabhi chu gaya, toKabhi chu ke niklaMohobaat samandar ki gheraiya haiKoyi tair niklaKoyi dub haaraMohobaat ki saaso me bhi shokhiya haiKabhi hans diye, toKabhi chot khayiMohobaat khuda ka ek nazuk sa tofaaKahi toot jaye, toJode jude naBade dilkashe hai mohobaat ke waadeKabhi hai wafaaiKabhi ruswaaiMohobaat dilo ki aajab dasta haiSamaj ke bhi, humkoSamaj me na aayi. On said:karoge yaad to har baat aayegisuhane waqt ki har mauj tahar jayegitalash karoge hamse behatar dost koinazar door tak jayegi aur laut aayegihar duwa kabool nahi hotihar aarzu puri nahi hotijinke dil me aap jaisa dost hounke liye dhadakan bhi jaruri nahi hotikhuda kare har raat chand ban ke ayedin ka ujala shaan ban ke ayekabhi dur na ho apke chehre sehasinaya din aisa mehaman ban ke ayepee hai sharab har gali har dukan seek mohabbat si ho gai hai sharabke jaam segujare hain hum kuch aise mukam seki nafarat si ho gai hai pyar ke naam se? Plz cell me+23. On said:Tere dvar par sanam,hazar baar aayenge,?Tere dvar par Sanam hazar baar aaenge,!ganti bajayenke aur.,bhaag jayenke.ha ha ha.Log apna banake chod dete hai.Rishta gairo se jod lete hai.Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.Log to dil bhi tod dete haiKabhi hosla bi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.Wife ne bola: I will die.
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Husband: i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? Hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE. On said:.Its true love story. 1andhi ladki thi jise sbhi ne thukraya tha. Siva uske ek dost k vo us ladki ko bahut chahta tha. Wo ladki usse hmesa kahti thi ki kas me tumko dekh pati to tum se hi shadi karti. 1din us ladki ko kisi ne ankhe donet ki us ladki ne 1stli apne us dost ko dekhne ke iccha ke.us ladki ne jb us ladke ko dekha to wha ladka andha tha. Tab Us ladka ne us ladki se pucha ki kya tum abhi mujshe shadi krne ko taiyar ho to us ladki ne tum andhe ho kha kr usse shadi krne se inkar r diya.
Yeh sun kr wha ladka 1later us ladki ko dekr vaha se chala gya. Jb us ladki ne us later ko khol kr dekha to us me likha ta please meri in aankho ka khyal rkhna. Majnu Khatri, on said:Roye Hai Bahut Tab Zara Karaar Mila Hai,Is Jahan Mein kise Bhala sachcha Pyar Mila Hai,Guzar rahi hai zindagi Imtihan ke daur se,Ek khatam Huwa To Doasra Taiyar Mila Hai,Mere Damaan ko khushiyo ka nahi Malaal,Gham ka khazana jo isko beshumar mila hai,Woh kamnasib hai jinhe mehboob mil gaya,Main khushnasib ho mujhe Intezar mil gaya,Gham nahi mujhe ke Dushman huwa yeh zamana,Jab Dost Haatho Mein Liye Talwar Mila Hai,Sab Kuch Khuda Ne TumKo Bhala Kaise de diya,Mujhe To Uske Dar Se Sirf Inkaar Hi Mila hai3. Sumit, on said:sumit:-aaj suno laila majnu ki kahani! Wo hoto per hasi wo aakho mainpaani! Laila ne kaha aaj waqt kaisa aa gaya hai! Har riste mainpaisa aa gaya hai!
Majnu ne bola laila aaj har ladki ko car chahiyeachcha pati mile na mile rich parivaar chahiye! Majnu bola humarekahani kitni purani hai! Main galiyo ka sahzaada!tu mahlo ki raanihai! Kya tumhare nahi hai kuch armaan! Kya tumhe nahi chahiyepaise ki shaan! Main bahut gareeb hu inshaan! Tum sahar ke sabsebade raaja ki ho santaan!laila boli ye sab kuch mujhe pyara nahi hai!tere bina ek pal bhi jeena gawara nahi hai!hum aaj kal ke pyar karnewaalain nahi ke paise ko khuda maan lay!aaj sadiyo baad bhi ek dusrese naam jura hai humara ye duniya jaan lay!majnu bola!
Hum jaise logpyar ko abaad karte hai! Isliye log aaj bhe humain yaad karte hai!8. Sumit, on said:sumit:-ab to hum pyar se bhe khafa ho gaye! Jab se tum bewafa ho gaye!aisa lagta hai sab apne hum se juda ho gaye!chand taare bhe ruswa hogaye! Jab se tum bewafa ho gaye!aaj dikhla ja chara chand jaisa apna!bahut din hue hai ayna nahi dekha! Aaj to kar de karam hum per zaalimbahut din hue hai sapna nahi dekha!duniya ke bheed main tum naa jaanekaha kho gaye! Hum akele raha gaye jab se tum bewafa ho gaye!sumit:-dekh kar tumko yakeen hota hai!
Koi etna bhe hasin hota hai!hum tumhe dekh paate hai kaha! Dil kahi hosh kahi hota hai!. Sumit, on said:sumit:-wo aaye nazre jhuka kar humse nazro se kuch kah gaye!dard mila mohabbatmain jitna har dard hum huskar sah gaye! Wo karke shadi kisi doctor se chalegaye! Ab hum kaware raha gaye!
Unhe kaun bataye zaalim! Hum bhe nikle theydoctor banne! Unke mohabbat main shayar bankar raha gaye!sumit:-sahil per bahte hue kasti ka kinara nahi hota!dukh main koi kisi ka sahara nahi hota!sochta hu jee lu unke bina per jeena gawara nahi hota!dost bahut bane zindage main!per koi unse pyara nahi hota!wo kahte hai yaadain raha gaye unki humare pass! Koiunse kahe yaado se gujara nahi hota! Ajeeb taqdeer hai humare!hum sabke ho jaatehai per koi humara nahi hota!.
Shiva, on said:Common lines after people get drunk1. Tu to Mera bhai haibhai!!!2. You know i am not drunk3. Gaadi mein Chalaunga5. Tu bura mat maann bhai6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu7.
Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar.8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai??9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai10. Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu11. Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jaelovely waala!!!13.
Baap ko mat Sikhao14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya15.
Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiyeJaan chahiye hazir hai???17.
Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadeeshart laga saala aaj tu.18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska19.
Saale teri bhabhie hai wobhabie ki nazar se dekh usko20. Yaar tu samjha kar. Wo tere layak nahi hai21. Chal bhai tu kah raha hai to tere liye chodh diya usko. Aaj se wo teribana issi baat par ek – ek aur peg!!!22. Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hunand the best one23.
Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi haiAnd FinallySalla aajse daru band.!!
Allah ke rasool saw ney gazwah e gadeer ke muqa par farmahya: Man Kun Tu Molatranslation: jis jis ka mein mola us us ka ali a.s molaaur aik aur muqey par kehya ke: AL HUSSAINI O MENI WALA MENAL HUSSAIN.hussain a.s muj sey hai aur mein hussain a.s sey ho.woh log barye badkismeet hotyey hai ju alle e muhammad a.s sey ikhsan ko bhool jatey hain.aur ek dosery muqa par kahy ke: aye logo mein do chezey chor kar jah raha ho woh yeh hain:1.Quran 2. Alle e muhammadallah humein alle e muhammad ke naqseey qadam par chalney wala baneye aur bibi fatima zara a.s ke pahveri karney wala paney aur hir aik huraat ko hayaah naseeb kareye (ameen). Allhamdulelah bohat khushi hoti hy jb is trha ki koi effort daikhty hn lakin main yahan un iman k sathion ko btana chahun gi jo HAZRAT ALI ko mushkil kusha kehty hn ary naik bandooo kiun shirk ko dawat daity ho mushkil kusha siway ALLAH k or koi nhi. HAZRAT ALI hamary buzurg zaroor hn magar mushkil kusha nhi.agar khudnakhuasta ab hum pr koi mushkil aa jaiy to kia HAZRAT ALI ka naam lainy sy tl jaiy gi???
Plz tel me.?hum kiun ALLAH ko bhul gy hn.wo to hamari tarah insan thy jo ab hum main nhi hn han agar hy to sirf un ki taleem or kuch nhi hamara mola ALLAH HY PLZ THINK ABOUT IT.?. Eik shakhs ne Hazrat Ali (R.A) se poocha.us shakhas k question aor Hazrat Ali (R.a) k answer is tarah thay.Q. Qareeb kya haeA.QayamatQ. Aor qareeb tarA. Ajeeb kya haeA.
Aor ajeeb tarA. Wajib kya haeA. Aor wajib tarA. Gunah k foran baad tobaQ. Mushkil kya haeA. Qaber main uternaQ.
Aor mushkil tarA. Amal k beghair uternaAllah humain in baaton pe amal karne ki tofeed de.Allah k payaray Rasool (PBUH), Ahl-e-Bait (R.A) aor Sahabah Karam (R.a) pe lakhon salam. Subhanallah akbat kay leyea kia saman jama kia kisi kamil fakeer ke sohbat ikhteyaar karain. Kamil faqeer ki paihchan ye hay kay ek aisa allah wala jis ko daikh kar allah or rasool sallalaho alaihe wasallam ki yaad ai wo kamil allah ka darwaish hayye rasta hay eshq-e-rasool SLAW hasil karnay ka yaad rahay hazar sajday karo baghair rasool SLAW ke mohabbat kay or ek sajda eshq-e-rasool SLAW ka dunya badal jate hay allah ko raze karna hay to eshq-e-rasool apnaoo or eshq-e-rasool darood pak ki kasrat se milta hay.
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